did you get engaged???
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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