? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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