The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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