just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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