Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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