he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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