Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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