I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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