RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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