I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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