She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
There r osticjed everywhere
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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