I'm really into asian looking animals
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
