You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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