ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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