i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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