i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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