he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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