Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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