it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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