How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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