Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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