On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
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James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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