I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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