I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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