It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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