epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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