Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Just pee around me
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I need water and some morals
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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