the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Your cock deserves a montage
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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