he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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