Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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