I'm really into asian looking animals
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.