i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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