Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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