someone get that fucking seahorse.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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