i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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