im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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