I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
