I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
