Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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