You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am puke
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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