thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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