Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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