she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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