The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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