Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
