u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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