you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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