Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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