their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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