I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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