We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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