I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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