Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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