pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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