her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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