i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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