if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.