You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.