did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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